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The Creation:
In the beginning when God typed in “Universe,”
All he got were some stars,
So he tried “earth (planet)” and it was good,
And it was formless and desolate for a time,
Then God typed in, “Light,” and sadly got a lightbulb.
And so God typed in “Sun” and “Moon,”
And cycled between them,
And so he placed more stars than “Universe” provided
Noah:
When God had typed in enough “People,”
He saw the “Angel(s)” he had made taking them,
And so he commanded “I shall trash them after 120 years,”
But God saw the “Sins” the humans typed,
And it displeased him greatly,
And so God typed in “Large Hadron Collider” and activated it,
And it was so.
But God liked Noah,
Noah had typed in “Shem,” “Ham(person),” and “Japeth” and he was a good man
So God typed “Warning Note” and gave it to Noah,
It said to build a large boat for himself and the animals,
But Noah felt creative, and flew all of the animals off with Pterodactyls,
And so they flew as it rained, and God had not forgotten them,
And so God entered “Black Hole” and let the water drain,
And so Noah landed and was prosperous,
Sodom and Gomorrah:
When the two “Angel(s)” went to Sodom, Lot was waiting for them outside the “city gate,”
Lot asked if they would come into his house and rest, but the “Angel(s) refused,
Until Lot begged them to stay.
That night the city’s “People(male)” surrounded “Lot’s house,”
And ordered him to let them have their way with the “Angel(s),”
But those words were not allowed, and Lot,
Instead offered his previously written “Virgin Daughter(s),”
But the “Angel(s)” wrote “Blindfold” and put it on,
The city’s “People(male).”
The next day the “Angel(s)” told Lot they would destroy Sodom,
And told him to leave with his family,
But to not look back as they ran.
They escaped but Lot’s “wife” looked back,
And was put in the trash, and replaced with a “Pillar of Salt,”
And so “Burning Sulfur” was rained upon Sodom and Gomorrah.
In the beginning when God typed in “Universe,”
All he got were some stars,
So he tried “earth (planet)” and it was good,
And it was formless and desolate for a time,
Then God typed in, “Light,” and sadly got a lightbulb.
And so God typed in “Sun” and “Moon,”
And cycled between them,
And so he placed more stars than “Universe” provided
Noah:
When God had typed in enough “People,”
He saw the “Angel(s)” he had made taking them,
And so he commanded “I shall trash them after 120 years,”
But God saw the “Sins” the humans typed,
And it displeased him greatly,
And so God typed in “Large Hadron Collider” and activated it,
And it was so.
But God liked Noah,
Noah had typed in “Shem,” “Ham(person),” and “Japeth” and he was a good man
So God typed “Warning Note” and gave it to Noah,
It said to build a large boat for himself and the animals,
But Noah felt creative, and flew all of the animals off with Pterodactyls,
And so they flew as it rained, and God had not forgotten them,
And so God entered “Black Hole” and let the water drain,
And so Noah landed and was prosperous,
Sodom and Gomorrah:
When the two “Angel(s)” went to Sodom, Lot was waiting for them outside the “city gate,”
Lot asked if they would come into his house and rest, but the “Angel(s) refused,
Until Lot begged them to stay.
That night the city’s “People(male)” surrounded “Lot’s house,”
And ordered him to let them have their way with the “Angel(s),”
But those words were not allowed, and Lot,
Instead offered his previously written “Virgin Daughter(s),”
But the “Angel(s)” wrote “Blindfold” and put it on,
The city’s “People(male).”
The next day the “Angel(s)” told Lot they would destroy Sodom,
And told him to leave with his family,
But to not look back as they ran.
They escaped but Lot’s “wife” looked back,
And was put in the trash, and replaced with a “Pillar of Salt,”
And so “Burning Sulfur” was rained upon Sodom and Gomorrah.
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And of course, RandomDCE.
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They reached for a kiss,
But Lillylivers ducked,
And the Unfortunately missed.
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And Lupin, you see!
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Ever since this morning!
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Beneath the blazing sun I duelled
With a sentence that could not be read,
I saw his fingers flicker
But I was quicker,
I drew and shot him in the head.
For I am the grammar Nazi,
I tear bad English asunder,
And every misspelling
In need of quelling
Will soon be six feet under.
A hyphen or a tilde,
An underscore, a dash,
A comma misplaced
Or a line misspaced
Had better fear my wrath.
So armed with piles of Webster's
I rallied my troops around my cause,
Against grammar bad
I declared jihad,
A war to end all wars.
But the forces of darkness were much too strong
And after the victors took their trophies,
Then me they trailed
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Angry Video Game Nerd
Angry, Angry Video Game Nerd
Reviewing games made from turd
Taking new challenges without fear
And always flushes the bad taste down with beer
Trying to finish crappy games in vain
I wonder how come that's not driven him insane?
It's a tough job, but James is your man
He will do it, no matter how much shit hits the fan
And let's not forget the awesome theme song
For that Kyle Justin does the credit belong
Awesome guy, living in the basement of James
And sometimes joins him to play the shitty games
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I hope you like what parts of Genesis I decided to write. I know, it isn't amazing, but i hope you like it enough to tell me what you think. All of the quoted words work in Scribblenauts. Yes, even "Virgin Daughter"
Next up: Exodus (Specifically where the Jews escape the Egyptians)
Next up: Exodus (Specifically where the Jews escape the Egyptians)
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God have created the world and us.